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1. One day, years ago, there was a man living in Peel.
2. His name was James Costain.
3. He was awful thirsty so he walked to the White House.
4. There he bought pint of Guinness.
5. "That tastes good," said James, " I would like another one."
6. After one or two drinks he needed to go to the toilet.
7. "That's better," said James to his dog.
8. James had not eaten his breakfast that day.
9. When he saw the chips he was hungry.
10. "Would you like a chip?" said Patrick.
11. "Yes please," said James and ate it.
12. "I fear I shall grow too fat soon."
13. James was sad, so he went back to the White House.
14. He was anxious because it was almost closing time.
15. But when he walked round the corner it was still open.
16. He was joyful to see that.
17. He bought another pint and drank it quickly.
18. Then he was ill.
19. He said this to the barmaid,
20. "I will not eat chips again.
21. They are bad for you."
22. "I love you," said James to the barmaid.
23. The barmaid called, - "Last orders".
24. "Do you love me?" said James.
25. "Give me your glasses now," shouted the barmaid.
26. "Nobody loves me," said James to his dog.
27. "I love you," said the dog.
28. "Thank you," said James.
29. "I wasn't speaking to you," said the dog.
30. "I was speaking to the barmaid."
31. "You are a fine dog," said the barmaid.
32. "Leave James and come home with me."
33. "I would like to do that."
34. They walked out together.
35. James stayed in the pub with his true love.
36. "Another pint of Guinness please," he said.